channybee:

A reminder that the wedding did happen and that they looked like the cocky, rich sons of an underground British Mafia B^\

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD
stillathomehere:

mamamaysa:

Infinity on High - Fall Out Boy
just have to post because it’s so beautiful!

I NEED IT. I NEED IT.

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

spinningyarns:

palavra-valise:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here

waiting for the gif

I don’t know what’s really going on here. What’s really going on here??

well to summarize… 

image

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fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R