the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

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is-it-a-hi-or-a-hey:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE FOUND

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

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rydenactionnews:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

#imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve BEEN told

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lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

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